way too glitchy for the amount of difficulty you decided to give, for whatever reason
the beer takes way too long to pour and often i find myself having to pull the drink off and put it back on because although there is liquid pouring into the drink, the glass is not filling
i dont see whats wrong with allowing people to actually be able to play this for a bit before having to restart, why not make the beer pour faster?
it takes literally 24 seconds (or more) to pour a glass when it doesnt glitch, which is almost half the starting time
isn't that a bit excessive?
either give more time or make the beer pour faster
or you can make the time bonuses actually worth while, there's only a few drinks you can actually make in three seconds, why not add more of a bonus for the beer or the drinks that take more than one step?
basically, the beginning of a game should not be this hard, anyone who lasts long got that far because they didnt have to pour very much beer
at the current point, how far you get is directly affected by how much beer you are asked to pour
so fix something please, i do like the game, but the fact that it's impossible to last long based on anything but luck annoys me
the best of this type of game made in flash, good work, except i found a very easy way to win(works in all modes):
click over to the stonemason tab and wait
when the troll reaches 100% click on it
when the arrows reach 100% use them in the center of a group of enemy units
click on the zeppelin when it reaches 100%
wait (which means do not spend any money and do not use the troll) until the lightning reaches 97% or so (ignore the alarm that starts sounding, you'll kill them before they kill you) then click on the catapult in the stonemason tab as many times as you can then quickly click on the lightning then the troll and watch the enemy's health plummet woohoo
its nice you thought of an original way to lose life, but having an actual base that loses life when attacked makes much more sense and works better, just my opinion though
Making actual bases would require me making a bigger battlefield, bigger interface, more artwork, and a pathfinding engine to show the units how to walk around it. In other words, it would make the game A LOT slower, and it would take A LOT longer to make.
blatant rip off of an open source game on flash kit called rogue's gallery
to find it: type rogue's gallery flashkit into google
then click on the first link,
when flashkit opens go to the next page (page 15) and it should be the first game listed on that page
err has ayone seen the boss? or completed it? i gave him credit in the credits! hence the name credits! its where you give credit to people i also emailed him! mr dirty monkey... i am saddened... sniff
is a retard
this "movie" had no substance which breaks one of the submission rules, yet it is on the front page
and previews to flash movies always suck anyways so either make a movie out of it or dont waste the time of...
actually as long as this keeps all the idiots of the world occupied (aka newgrounds) it IS a good thing so...
good work! you may have saved us from some sort of disaster
keep making useless "movies", the world will thank you one day
this is like rooftop skater but much worse and rooftop skater is a bad game as well, be original...try to make something more in depth than rooftop skater and have better animation because the animation in rooftop skater is just plain gruesome, maybe add a special bar so you can do specials and such
your title is completely misleading and replying to someone who says:
"Wow!!! 2 stick men shooting energy blasts at each other in a DBZ manner with music being the only sound, that is totaly original dude. You should start your own frigin cartoon series man, you are SOOOO original. I mean who whould have ever thought of having 2 stick men fight? YOU BABY!!! I LOVE YOU MAN..."
with
"man.. i just wait 4 ppl like u.. so i can hack into ur computers and find ur home adress and all ur personal info.. then eventually i come down to your house and shoot you in the head with a 9mm gat fuckin tweaker peace u fuckin goof "
is just childish and you're a complete loser, practice animating something other than stick figures and think of some other way to make them fight that isnt already taken by a moronic show
the drawings were ok but the animation was terrible...which just makes all the tricks look dumb and makes the whole movie look dumb, so spend more time animating
it was ok...nothing to great
if this guy ISNT from miniclip then he sure is helping them advertise for whatever reason so why dont you guys shut the fuck up, i've never downloaded a game from there but it looks like it saves as an .exe not a .swf so if you did download them you couldnt put them onto newgrounds unless you hacked into miniclip but i dont konw why someone would go through all that trouble to promote someone else's site unless they wanted them to do better
anyways, this person is most likely from miniclip and none of you have any reason to think otherwise
dirtymonkey
All 115 flash Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 9, 2009
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hey we should collaborate some time like we used to!
Rated 2 / 5 stars July 1, 2005
good
way too glitchy for the amount of difficulty you decided to give, for whatever reason
the beer takes way too long to pour and often i find myself having to pull the drink off and put it back on because although there is liquid pouring into the drink, the glass is not filling
i dont see whats wrong with allowing people to actually be able to play this for a bit before having to restart, why not make the beer pour faster?
it takes literally 24 seconds (or more) to pour a glass when it doesnt glitch, which is almost half the starting time
isn't that a bit excessive?
either give more time or make the beer pour faster
or you can make the time bonuses actually worth while, there's only a few drinks you can actually make in three seconds, why not add more of a bonus for the beer or the drinks that take more than one step?
basically, the beginning of a game should not be this hard, anyone who lasts long got that far because they didnt have to pour very much beer
at the current point, how far you get is directly affected by how much beer you are asked to pour
so fix something please, i do like the game, but the fact that it's impossible to last long based on anything but luck annoys me
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 20, 2005
pretty good
the best of this type of game made in flash, good work, except i found a very easy way to win(works in all modes):
click over to the stonemason tab and wait
when the troll reaches 100% click on it
when the arrows reach 100% use them in the center of a group of enemy units
click on the zeppelin when it reaches 100%
wait (which means do not spend any money and do not use the troll) until the lightning reaches 97% or so (ignore the alarm that starts sounding, you'll kill them before they kill you) then click on the catapult in the stonemason tab as many times as you can then quickly click on the lightning then the troll and watch the enemy's health plummet woohoo
its nice you thought of an original way to lose life, but having an actual base that loses life when attacked makes much more sense and works better, just my opinion though
Making actual bases would require me making a bigger battlefield, bigger interface, more artwork, and a pathfinding engine to show the units how to walk around it. In other words, it would make the game A LOT slower, and it would take A LOT longer to make.
Rated 0 / 5 stars June 11, 2005
rip off
blatant rip off of an open source game on flash kit called rogue's gallery
to find it: type rogue's gallery flashkit into google
then click on the first link,
when flashkit opens go to the next page (page 15) and it should be the first game listed on that page
give credit where credit is due, child
and learn how to spell
err has ayone seen the boss? or completed it? i gave him credit in the credits! hence the name credits! its where you give credit to people i also emailed him! mr dirty monkey... i am saddened... sniff
Rated 0 / 5 stars April 21, 2005
tom fulp
is a retard
this "movie" had no substance which breaks one of the submission rules, yet it is on the front page
and previews to flash movies always suck anyways so either make a movie out of it or dont waste the time of...
actually as long as this keeps all the idiots of the world occupied (aka newgrounds) it IS a good thing so...
good work! you may have saved us from some sort of disaster
keep making useless "movies", the world will thank you one day
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars June 26, 2004
why are you doing this
this is like rooftop skater but much worse and rooftop skater is a bad game as well, be original...try to make something more in depth than rooftop skater and have better animation because the animation in rooftop skater is just plain gruesome, maybe add a special bar so you can do specials and such
Rated 0 / 5 stars April 16, 2004
crap
your title is completely misleading and replying to someone who says:
"Wow!!! 2 stick men shooting energy blasts at each other in a DBZ manner with music being the only sound, that is totaly original dude. You should start your own frigin cartoon series man, you are SOOOO original. I mean who whould have ever thought of having 2 stick men fight? YOU BABY!!! I LOVE YOU MAN..."
with
"man.. i just wait 4 ppl like u.. so i can hack into ur computers and find ur home adress and all ur personal info.. then eventually i come down to your house and shoot you in the head with a 9mm gat fuckin tweaker peace u fuckin goof "
is just childish and you're a complete loser, practice animating something other than stick figures and think of some other way to make them fight that isnt already taken by a moronic show
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 20, 2004
meh
the drawings were ok but the animation was terrible...which just makes all the tricks look dumb and makes the whole movie look dumb, so spend more time animating
i didnt think the graphics were that bad i thought they were alright
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 15, 2003
...
it was ok...nothing to great
if this guy ISNT from miniclip then he sure is helping them advertise for whatever reason so why dont you guys shut the fuck up, i've never downloaded a game from there but it looks like it saves as an .exe not a .swf so if you did download them you couldnt put them onto newgrounds unless you hacked into miniclip but i dont konw why someone would go through all that trouble to promote someone else's site unless they wanted them to do better
anyways, this person is most likely from miniclip and none of you have any reason to think otherwise
Rated 0 / 5 stars July 24, 2003
woo
YES HE'S DEAD!! REJOICE!!